#Still funny on a second watch
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「快啲講畀我聽啦!做咩事啫?」
“Oh c'mon hurry up and tell me! What is it?”
「唔好啦!你遲啲會知㗎啦!」
“Nah! You'll find out eventually anyway!”
「你好衰㗎!你快啲講啦!而家勾起我條根!快啲講呀!搵我咩事啫?」
“You suck! Got my curiosity aroused and not telling me now?! Hurry up and say it already! What did you look me up for?”
「話畀你聽啦!」 「你拍戲呀?」
“All right I'll tell you!” “You're filming something?”
「知唔知呀,有間模特兒公司呢,搵我拍廣告喔!」
“Did you know, a modelling agency has looked me up to film an advertisement!”
「模特兒公司?唉呀!你小心啲呀!香港呢,好多模特兒公司都係呃人㗎!」
“Modelling agency? Hey! You better be wary! Here in Hong Kong, there are lots of modelling agencies that turn out to be scams!”
「邊個介紹你㗎?」 “Who recommended you?”
「冇呀,我行下街轉下身畀一個星探發現。」
“No one, I was just walking around on the streets and got scouted by a talent agent.”
「星探?佢係咪話畀你聽,你好有 ‘camera face’ (‘開麥拉’面孔),有個廣告好啱你拍呀?」
“Talent agent? Did they tell you, you have a great ‘camera face’, and you're most suited for one of their ads?”
「係呀!嘩!我幾開心呀!佢同我講話我有氣質呀!」
“That's right! Wow! I was so happy! They told me I had a quality about me!”
「噉佢係咪跟住之後呢就叫你入佢嗰間公司跟你交啲乜嘢費乜嘢費噉樣啊?」
“So did they also have you follow them back to their company to pay for so-and-so fees?”
「我真係錢都畀晒啦!頭先…」
“I did pay for everything already!”
「你畀人呃咗啦!」 「點會啫?」
“You've been had!” “How can that be?”
「你唔睇得咪係聽日同我一齊去囉!」
“If you don't believe me, come with me (to the company) tomorrow!”
「好呀!」 “Sure!”
第二日… (The next day…)
「CID (警察) 呀!」 “Hey it's the police!”
「呢間模特兒公司嘅老闆呢,已經走路㗎啦!」
“This modelling agency's boss has fled!”
「睇你嘅樣…都似讀過書嘅,咁舊個橋你都信嘅?有冇搞錯呀!」
“Looking at you, you seem the well-educated sort, how could you fall for one of the oldest tricks in the book? What's the matter with you!”
「我唔想笑嘅…」 “It's not that I want to laugh…”
《非常保鑣》 (1999) 第十三集
新詞:勾起條根 (ngau1 hei2 tiu4 gan1) ~ a variation of 挑起條根,開麥拉 (hoi1 mak6 laai1) ~ transliteration of ‘camera’,橋 (kiu2) ~ in this instance it means ‘idea’, or ‘trick’.
#Still funny on a second watch#If anyone wants a laugh…#And it didn't occur to me before#That the character 橋 is for *trick* too#Wonder how that came about!#Also don't think anyone#Actually uses 「開麥拉」 in real life?#Even on TV it's uttered in English!#Cantonese#Canto I learn?#TVB#Ultra Protection#HK Drama#Mariane Chan#Steven Ma#Chinese Language#Language#My Caps
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forced friendship bonding time
#i realize now that caine is a lot bigger than pomni its kind of funny#i watched the second part#it was alright#still just here for caine and pomni though#zooble is cool but im not that attached to anyone else#maybe kaufmo if there was more about him#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc caine#tadc pomni
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they invented romance. they're bad at it. (they've yet to actually speak to each other in canon)
second comic idea was suggested by @twipsai !!
#deltarune#the art gallery#capsei#ive been looking at the second comic for like (looks at watch) 26 hours and i feel like i beat the joke to death#let ke know if you tjink its funny i feel like i broke it HDSJSB#i drew the first one a few days ago now and it still cracks me up#scc
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#I just think it's really funny that like 5 seconds after the anime announcement came out everyone jumped straight to animated f-slur ciel#I had a feeling that they would change it but it still made me laugh when I watched the episode#black butler#kuroshitsuji#ciel phantomhive#public school arc#sebastian michaelis#black butler season 4#black butler public school arc#kuroshitsuji season 4#kuroshitsuji public school arc
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the raw guy
#vinny vinesauce#vinesauce fanart#vinesauce#what if i told u i was very embarrassed to post this#rlly badly done low effort sketch studies of him bc fun fact my computer deleted the og file the other day so i just. redrew it all wihtout#caring too much the second time around BUT I WANTED TO DRAW HIM it was sooo fun still ddont know how to draw him too well but ill see.#need to watch more of his streams sorry guys im from jerma nation but i like red vox so thats why im crossing territory#queue are lovely#i added to ita flags bc its funny and also i am so used to putting a flag SOMEWHERE . my brain
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Murder drones finale is today so i doodled stuff
I havent draw actual murder drones stuff in a while(besides my absolute destiny au but thats tecnically a lmk au) so no finalized art this time;-;
God. This is probably going to be the last time i post murder drones fanart before the series end. Wow.
I'm really hoping this show has a good ending.
#Dude its so weird#Because like ive been watchgin the show sincd like the kind of beggining#I watched the second episode being released live#And have watched most of the others live too#So its like#Huh. This is it. Its finally ending#I wont be able to watch another murde rdrones episode live after today because THERE WONT BE NEW EPISODS#This has never happened to me before#Its weird#anyway tags!!#My art#Murder drones#Murder drones fanart#doll murder drones#lizzy murder drones#uzi murder drones#md fanart#tradicional sketch#doll x lizzy#I dont know what posssessed me to draw dolly since im not a shiper#But its cute#Still think dolly is a funny name thou
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I’ve never felt so conflicted about a franchise in my life but at least this dude was hot
#I watched conquering the demons and demons strike back at 3am last night and I have to say I like the first one more#but not by a lot#like I wanted so much to like this movie#but fucking Duan man…#like I read the plot beforehand so I wouldn’t be caught off guard by anything but DAMN that SA scene was sooo much worse watching it#girl this is not the girlboss pussy slay move you think it is queen#I liked her character so much too before that cuz she’s so cool but the unconsented captive fuck or die foreplay was NOT the move#then she had the nerve to rip up sanzang’s book and turn to us and be like you know what I think I still have a chance - GIRL HES RUNNING#then they had the nerve to make him fall in love with her anyway boy you a VICTIM#then the second one just had [redacted] in it and I did not enjoy looking at his face for two hours - ruined the whole experience#also I have to say that was the worst iteration of Sanzang I’ve ever seen I was actually happy when I thought wukong was boutta kill him#I talk all this shit but I really did like the effects and monster designs in the movie they were so cool#also I thought the first sanzang actor was sooo cute and pathetic why didn’t they keep him 😭#well it’s for the best I wouldn’t wanna have seen him turn abusive like they wrote him in the second movie#also dsb is the only movie in which I can understand the wukong and tripitaka shippers cuz that ENDING SCENE yeah I saw it#oh right my tags sorry lol#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw sun wukong#conquering the demons#demons strike back#sun wukong#also his glowup in between movies is so funny lmfao#if you couldn’t accept him at his conquering the demons you don’t deserve him at his demons strike back#at least dsb gave me this human version of wukong please sir just one chance just one sniff-
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In case you missed it, Jaiden just uploaded a new video! Congrats to her for 10 years of beautiful, funny, and heartfelt storytime animations!
#Jaiden Animations#Jaiden#Jaiden was one of the first YouTubers I ever watched consistently#(The second; to be exact)#I literally never used to use YouTube. I don't know why it just didn't interest me#and the idea of following content creators was weird to me.#''Why be interested in them? They're just random people. I'm just watching their videos I don't really care who they are or what they do''#(I actually had that mindset until VERY recently)#The pandemic made me watch a lot more stuff and after getting my arm twisted by a friend into watching a certain SMP series#I started watching Phil + Techno because I liked their characters#then I was like ''Oh they're pretty funny people even outside of RP. I like them.''#and then I sorta understood why people liked creators for more than just their content#The parasocial thing is still odd to me#but I understand it better now and WHY it happens now that I'm closer to the whole content creator sphere than I was before#Anyways long tags. Go watch Jaiden's video#Youtube
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Do you remember? Nope! (Patreon)
#Doodles#Mother 3#Duster#Lucky#Went and reread Lost and Found again <3 The first chapter anyhow it's my favourite#Planning to do a full reread after I actually Pick Mother 3 Back Up agh I've been away so long!#Other things doin' - other things reading and playing#I do want to tho! I'm on a Duster chapter if I remember correctly :D#Still so funny to me how Lost and Found was the impetus of my fic printing project haha#Haven't gotten to it yet that's also fallen off! I want to get into back-and-front printing but for that I need to do formatting#I wonder if there's a program for that actually :0 Seems like there should be! A way to have every first-and-fourth on the same side...#Doing it by hand is a good way to get misprints :P I already have one of my fic prints with a misprinted first/second page!#ANYway lol - Duster! Lucky! He! <3 <3#Got very inspired by the mental image of the ghost of Lucky's history haunting him <3#Those missing pieces! The core of him still there still sweet and gentle but those important elements that make him Duster#Following him overshadowing the happinesses he finds with doubt and anxiety#It's all so lovely <3#So fun to watch him stumble through into things he wants and feeling unsure if he Can#Of course he deserves it he's wonderful ♪
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some doctor who cyanotypes I made for my photography class that I just realized I never shared
#I don't actually know if anyone else will find these as cool as I did#but my tablemate and my teacher thought these turned out super good looking#so I wondered maybe if I showed them to people who actually watch doctor who that y'all might like them as well#I mean I know they're dead messy but it was soo fun to do#if you've got the chance to make a cyanotype you totally should. fantastic medium#btw the first is titled “the doctor(s)” if ur curious lol#I'll be honest I'm not the biggest fan of the second one but it certainly got me some compliments so#I'm thinking it's an “I made this therefor I do not like it” and less of an “it's trash” issue#is this art? does this count as art?#I won't tag the fanart tag ig since idk but I'll use my own since I still technically made these with my own two hands#twelfth doctor#clara oswald#doctor who#my art: oil paint pawsteps 🐾#ohh. I also just realized I never shared my clara collage I made for this class either#I'm not going to show that one bc it IS trash but I think it's funny how clara is just my ultimate muse in all of my projects
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You used to be my rival!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#Poorly drawn MDZS#MDZS#wei wuxian#lan wangji#season 1#If you caught the mbmbam reference you're a real one#This one was fun! I enjoyed trying to figure out a background and while i still have a ways to go I think it adds to the panel a lot#This scene doesn't quite play out with lwj doing the sleepy head on the shoulder#but the audio drama makes it ambiguous for a few seconds and *I* want to believe#Also rip to wwx you should have paid more attention to how close you were sitting to your frenemy#Watch out! He's touch starved and pining after you!! Noooo he cant hear us he's playing with corpse parts!!!#I think it would be funny if the resentful limb was stuck in a resentful pose. Might keep the joke up so we can get to 4x middle finger NJM#After this its Cloud Recess flashback time! Lets go Teens!#Edit: I live in a place that still has daylight savings so this is the new queue posting time. Yes I am miserable#Currently making this note and feeling like LWJ in this comic (sleepy)
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The Watcher
#pigeon#bird#chicago#birds#pigeons#chicago pigeons#bird photography#birdwatching#bird watching#this guy was funny. I was taking pictures of the facade on the building next to the platform and felt like I was being stared at#looked up and saw this guy and a second one (that I’ll post tomorrow)#also I’m back once again#my life got a little scrambled over the last 4 months or so but I was still taking pictures so I will be making a queue list
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the first thing desert duo did in vr was hug what if i explode and die
#STOP ITS SO FUNNY SCAR IS SO SMALL#vr makes me saur sick#i love that everyone is 30 years old or over so you just hear them grunt bc the movements LMAOOOO#grian looked up for a few seconds to mine a tree and went Ough#tiny scar is reminding me of empires bc he was squished#im sooo excited rn to watch all the povs i cant sit still
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Seeing the difference between how YouTube and tumblr are reacting to today’s episode is really interesting.
On YouTube everyone is like celebrating and is saying how their happy Nexus is dead. Seriously didn’t realize how much of a hate boner they had for nexus. Then on here there’s already like multiple different rants about how people hate the whole Nexus arc and how it was written (which I wholeheartedly agree)
I have my own mix feelings and opinions but I’m just glad that this whole arc is over bc it was honestly pretty draining and Nexus as a character just kinda pisses me off but ohhhh wellllll
Only thing I care about is whether or not Ruin is alive and how Sun is gonna hold up after this whole mess
#I was watching the premiere and people immediately started hating the second Nexus showed up it was kinda funny#like calm down moon has literally done worse lol#still don’t completely believe that Nexus is full on dead but one can hope#tsams#the sun and moon show
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SHADOW ! REMEMBER
Maria design for reference under cut :]
Just a quick sketch for ref ^_^
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#sonic the hedgehog#sth fanart#sonic x shadow dark beginnings#maria robotnik#screenshot redraw#juice drawz#i started working on this the SECOND i calmed down over watching the short holy shit holy shit#still not over the scene#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#anyway personal maria design reveal !! funny i started designing her like a week ago without realizing how soon I'd get to use her for a#drawing#YIPPEEEEE
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circus sillies are kinda cool
2nd ep woke my brain the hell up
i currently have nothing finished around the new episode so please take these drawings i made while in the hype of the pilot until i have something else 😭
most of them are Jax I apologize he rotted my brain
#tadc fanart#tadc jax#tadc oc#tadc original character#the amazing digital circus#next few ideas I got are very gummigoo and pals centered#also pomni things#upon second watch Jax is still funny but he should get hit with a chair once I think
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